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Juhi 17 "Don't just talk out of your ass"

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holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

Beyoncé on set for Drunk In Love music video

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"





knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.


why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."

Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)


Auch. Heart attack.


fall in love with someone who will treat you how one direction treats niall


I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming


things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard