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Juhi 17 "Don't just talk out of your ass"


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relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess









Beyoncé on set for Drunk In Love music video




  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.




mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month






"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."

Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)






frad96:

Auch. Heart attack.



louispanking:

fall in love with someone who will treat you how one direction treats niall







hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming




askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard