holy shit it’s August wtf
time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess
Beyoncé on set for Drunk In Love music video
what does a cow say?
yes! And what does a sheep say?
yay! And what does a pig say?
*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
Date By Numbers (via masturbationdestination)
Auch. Heart attack.
fall in love with someone who will treat you how one direction treats niall
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
things i used to laugh at
things i laugh at now